Friday, July 10, 2015
In defense of Ariana Grande
Forget about the Confederate flag, or health care, or gay marriage, the real concern among Americans right now is Ariana Grande.
Some words in her defense:
First of all, she's 22, all 22-year-olds do dumb stuff. This didn't involve driving drunk of killing anyone.
Second, she was talking to her boyfriend in confidence. I wouldn't want anything I told my girlfriend when I was 22 put on the Internet.
I give a lot of leeway to things told to spouses, lovers, best friends, even close co-workers when the speaker doesn't know he/she's being recorded. There's a reason your spouse can't be a witness against you.
(of course if you deride poor people in a room full of campaign donors, it's fair game)
Third, she doesn't hate America, she's just astonished at our remarkably unhealthy food choices.
Until she slips roofies in undergrads' drinks, I say we give her a pass.