OK, might as well.
Hey old friends want to friend me.
Let's look up some old crushes.
Wow, dodged a bullet with that one.
Various teen nieces want to friend me.
Some guy I knew for 15 minutes in 1979 wants to friend me.
Teen niece has posted pictures of herself in a bikini, this is kinda' awkward.
Girl I've thought of for the past 30 years defriended me after about a day and I didn't even do anything!
Girl from work who friended me doesn't say hi to me in the hallway.
Guy I knew for 15 minutes turns out to be a racist.
Let's start trimming some friends.